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International opinions about food shortage

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International opinions about food shortage

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It is 12:45 AM. It is too early for revelations to appear in my mind.

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

(Source: teamgais, via tipslip)

noone-wouldriotforless:

rihannasblunt:

i expected the comments to be terrible BUT THEY WEREN’T YAAASSSSS NEW ZEALAND

Sometimes I am pleasantly surprised by the people in our country

(Source: teamhydrate, via suprise-bitch-i)

caitlincst:

thegirlygeekinitiative:

soldmysoul4wifi:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

thunder-blitz:

SOMEBODY IS PLAYING A PIANO AND IT’S MIDNIGHT HERE WHY

UPDATE: I FIGURED OUT THEY’RE PLAYING “MY HEART WILL GO ON”

UPDATE: I JUST OPENED MY DOOR AND YELLED “JACK” THE MUSIC STOPPED AND I CAN HEAR SOMEBODY RUNNING DOWN THE HALL ABOVE ME SHOUTING “ROSE” OMG

CAN I SHIP IT

No, itll sink

you

(Source: katato, via suprise-bitch-i)

significunts:

when i make a wish i dont just wish for one thing, i wish for 20 things all in one sentence

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so-humorous:

i wasn’t expecting that tbh

(Source: 2000ish, via suprise-bitch-i)

americanfrontier:

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

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frlcker:

do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”

(Source: studip, via shouldnt)

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  • Tom Kaulitz: Let's kill them haters with kindness and a swear word.

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"The shoes were my idea though."

Bill Kaulitz (via diehundelos)

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peanutbutterdanitime:

ellisuwc:

raffichu:

She’s like Thor

Oh my god the whole time I was thinking of it in her voice xD

oh god i can hear them both oh heavens

(Source: neon-bats, via pastelplumeria)

stanfordetc:

"enjoy high school, you’re going to miss it when it’s over" nah tho

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amp9ra:

louheart:

sadstagram:

YOUR BONES AND INSIDES HAVE NEVER SEEN SUNLIGHT  AND THEY PROBABLY NEVER WILL

unless you get brutally murdered and left outside to rot

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